I know that I will sleep better now

What with the ever increasing crisis between North and South Korea; the "cold war" looming over Wikileaks and the released cables; the continuing freefall of our economy; well, no wonder many of us are tossing and turning at night - now, however, I have found peace, and I owe it all to the fiNe reporters in Toronto who have deemed this issue "newsworthy": Oprah says she’s not gay .

Wow.

'cause apparently there is NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT???
Walter Cronkite, Knowlton Nash et al must be turning over in their graves.

peace out,

Johnny boy